About a year ago, one of Bai Ling’s ex-boyfriends gave her a $30,000 cheetah-cat as a gift. The cat’s mother was a domestic cat, and the father was a fucking cheetah. A FUCKING CHEETAH. She is named Quiji, and something horrible happened recently:
“I sleep naked … She was kissing me, and suddenly, she woke up. She saw my nipple, and oh my God, she went for it. If I wasn’t fast, my nipple is gone. She thought it was a toy or something.”
Bai Ling, I love you.
P.S. She says Quiji is her soulmate.